I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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