She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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