I don't think brook has ever known best
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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