Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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