: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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