around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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