its not stalking. its research.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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