Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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