Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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