Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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