one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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