it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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