question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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