how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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