I think my fart just growled at me.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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