Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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