you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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