Grow some girl-balls and come out already
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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