She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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