smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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