I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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