That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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