I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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