i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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