That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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