Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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