I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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