If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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