I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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