who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
home. puking in laundry basket.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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