You surviving the open bar?
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So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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