dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Boobs speak an international language.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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