sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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