Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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