So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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