got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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