He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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