I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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