I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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