she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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