I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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