i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
do nipples grow back?
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