Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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