then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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