So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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