yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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