Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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