I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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