So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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