My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
This house was built for laser tag.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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