belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Oh god it's open bar.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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