when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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